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Happy 4th to my USA friends

PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 6:54 pm
by fdlite
Happy 4th to one and all!

:cheer2:


:wave:

Re: Happy 4th to my USA friends

PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 8:57 am
by fdlite
Celebrate Independence Day with a few good jokes.

Q. What did one flag say to the other flag?
A. Nothing. It just waved.

Q. What would you get if you crossed George Washington with cattle feed?
A. The Fodder of Our Country!

Q. What's the difference between a duck and George Washington?
A. One has a bill on his face, and the other has his face on a bill.

Q. Why did the duck say bang?
A. Because he was a firequacker.

Q. Why were the first Americans like ants?
A. They lived in colonies.

Q. What's red, white, black and blue?
A. Uncle Sam falling down the stairs.

Re: Happy 4th to my USA friends

PostPosted: Mon Jul 14, 2014 11:00 am
by Rusty
It just waved.


I love it!

Rusty

Re: Happy 4th to my USA friends

PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 10:24 pm
by ladybug
Hey Dane i so enjoyed that. It is so good to hear from you.