Happy 4th to one and all!
Celebrate Independence Day with a few good jokes.
Q. What did one flag say to the other flag?
A. Nothing. It just waved.
Q. What would you get if you crossed George Washington with cattle feed?
A. The Fodder of Our Country!
Q. What's the difference between a duck and George Washington?
A. One has a bill on his face, and the other has his face on a bill.
Q. Why did the duck say bang?
A. Because he was a firequacker.
Q. Why were the first Americans like ants?
A. They lived in colonies.
Q. What's red, white, black and blue?
A. Uncle Sam falling down the stairs.